Devouring This Year's Christmas Films: The Hits, The Misses, and The Guilty Pleasures.
‘Tis the time of year to slob out on the couch and devour a tin of festive treats in front of a great film, a awful feature, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
Once again, a selection of latest Christmas films hopes to be part of our festive viewing—potentially even joining the ranks alongside beloved favorites like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (we won’t debate it).
Thus, in a vital public service to sort the crackers from the turkeys, and to get into the holiday mood, I watched as many new Christmas films as possible in a single day.
Early Morning: A Very Jonas Christmas Movie
Beginning, optimistically, on a positive note. This release is the sole 2025 entry on a well-known aggregator's list of the greatest 100 festive features of all time.
The popular band end up trapped in the UK after wrapping up their world tour and must get home for Christmas. Their attempts are hindered by an villainous Saint Nick, who breaks into song to announce they won’t get home until they “rediscover their sibling bond.”
The repartee between the bickering brothers is enjoyable even for the non-fan, while followers will undoubtedly catch lots of in-jokes as they endeavor to get back using all transportation available.
It’s a travelogue of mishaps.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is superb for devotees and a good start to the day.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their family members who will have to sit through it.
Next: A Star in Panto
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland stars as a Hollywood star tricked into a pantomime.
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “temperamental” and ageing star Brad Mack, who has seen better days and whose agent has misled him into thinking he’s starring in renowned British drama.
His pantomime cast-mates tell him he’s playing Buttons. “Oh no I’m not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their retort. That is, unless you’re unfamiliar with traditional stage call-and-response.
There are some hilarious moments, some heartwarming sub-plots, and the ensemble is excellent, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit naff at any other time of year, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
A New Spin on Scrooge
An actor pops up at the outset of this film, too, calling someone a mug for the next movie straight. Might this become a fresh holiday staple?
This time, he’s a musical taxi operator who collects Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the director of Gurinder Chadha. The well-known tale unfolds as the stingy Mr Sood is confronted by the ghosts of Christmas yesterday, today, and tomorrow, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This Indian Scrooge is at least different from all the others, but regrettably he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s portrayal is lifeless—a major flaw when he’s so central to everything.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Noon: A BBC Special
Before lunch for a channel's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a lovably grouchy guy who “avoids Christmas.”
But after he receives an large festive windfall at work, his wife (portrayed by Morgana Robinson) talks him into splurging the cash on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to devise a plan for how to pay back the difference.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄
Early Afternoon: Champagne Problems
This is one of those Christmas films where the festive trappings are in the setting—Christmas is the scene of the film rather than its core purpose—but it feels comfortable and seasonal all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is assigned to a French chateau to secure an acquisition for a champagne business. On the way, she encounters a fellow in a literary haven who promises to show her Christmas in Paris.
An expert recently claimed this is the top new Christmas film of the last several seasons. That’s a bit of a stretch, but it is a holiday love story with a hint of sophistication and gives the necessary heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is very good too.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄
3.29pm - Finding Father Christmas
Young Chris, played by Lenny Rush, holds onto his belief in Father Christmas, regardless of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The answer is to be discovered, and Chris embarks on a quest to find it with the guidance of a panel of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s understated but charming, and perfect viewing while anticipating Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Late Afternoon: Oh. What. Fun.
Michelle Pfeiffer is the mother of a dysfunctional American family who reunite for the holidays—including other acclaimed actress Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer opens by name-dropping classic festive films like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before declaring: “They need to make a movie about the unsung heroes of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the premise, but in reality it’s really a combination of those aforementioned movies, at least until Pfeiffer’s character at last comes into her own.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
Formulaic Fun
The day’s taken a dip, but fortunately here’s a new addition in the saturated market of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and strangely compelling—seasonal comfort food.
It’s a narrative as familiar as can be: An American woman journeys to a picturesque cold country and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher